Friday, September 19, 2014

Parody of Baa Baa Black Sheep

I got an assignment to write a parody of a nursery, rhyme in school. How could I resist a Doctor Who parody?

Parody of Baa Baa Black Sheep

Knock, Knock, Doctor, have you any plan?
Yes, dear, Yes dear, just take my hand,
We run from the aliens and rescue your friends,
Save all the people from terrible ends,
Knock, Knock Doctor, have you any plan?
Yes, dear, Yes, dear, just take my hand.

Wake up Dalek, have you any hate?
Yes, puny human, EXTERMINATE!
Exterminate the Doctor and every other race,
Exterminate the people in every other place,
Wake up, Dalek, have you any hate?
Yes, puny human, EXTERMINATE!

Hey there Cyberman, have you any soul?
Affirmative, human, but not anymore.
It was taken from me, when I was upgraded,
Now I’m just a robot, and generally hated.
Hey there Cyberman, have you any soul?
Affirmative human, but not anymore.

Come along, Companion, do you want to see the world?
Yes, sir, Yes sir, the young lady twirled,
Take me to a planet that I’ve never seen,
Or show me a nebula, swirling and green.
Come along, Companion, do you want to see the world?
Yes, sir, yes Sir! The young lady twirled.